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ant eaters

Wed Jul 9, 2008, 5:27 PM
The ant eater


Some say that its face is quite the disgrace,
It is long like a shlong and looks rather out of place.
The ant eater u see is a specialized creature and is more than just
a strange insect stealer.

Back in the days when abortions weren’t as official, when people had the bad
Sense to say ‘meh I’ll just fuck her’,
They would employ the services of gods tongue based assassin, to get himself,
all up inside the gammon.

Now in order to make it a less friction based procedure,
The man of the house would spit on every facial feature.

Then the unusual beast would chow down on a tasty fetal feast
And remove himself from the loosened lady crease.

Yours truly, Rodger Stephens.

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~atomiclube:iconatomiclube: Apr 3, 2009, 12:46:12 PM
i love your artwork, its twisted, its demented, and its calling my name in every way possible.. keep up the good work because i haven't seen a lot of people whos artwork is as awesome as yours
~Borntothevoid:iconBorntothevoid: Mar 3, 2009, 5:38:40 AM
All these freaky babies you draw, man, all these freaky shits, they grow up man, they grow up, and go on Trisha goddard, to argue about they're own fraky children man....Twat them, twat them all before its too late, stop these freaky chav children, they're born pregnant man, hit them, hit them with a chainsaw, end this plague before its too late and while theres still air for the rest of us.
Make them go splat.

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shakin it likes I wants it
~Borntothevoid:iconBorntothevoid: Mar 3, 2009, 5:38:37 AM
All these freaky babies you draw, man, all these freaky shits, they grow up man, they grow up, and go on Trisha goddard, to argue about they're own fraky children man....Twat them, twat them all before its too late, stop these freaky chav children, they're born pregnant man, hit them, hit them with a chainsaw, end this plague before its too late and while theres still air for the rest of us.
Make them go splat.

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shakin it likes I wants it
~777zibb:icon777zibb: Jan 16, 2009, 11:20:35 AM
thank you for the fav!

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each man kills the thing he loves (devildoll)
~iainzo:iconiainzo: Jan 10, 2009, 5:05:39 PM
Lmao you've got some fucked up shit on this Rogers. Kinda reminds me of some korn/tool videos, i like it though,the Jester stuff is kick ass. Oh yeah and see this Halloween can i borrow that furry suit, it would be sweet for a Frank outfit. Hmm that's about it apart from the "bladderpains with child" looks a tad like bucket head.

Oh yeah it's Aldo's, little brother from Live here.
~skitdotterror:iconskitdotterror: Sep 16, 2008, 10:01:40 PM
thanx alot for the watch and for the fav..
your gallery is freakin' awesome!!!

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"apocalyptic post-modern barbarism spreading disease"
~Borntothevoid:iconBorntothevoid: Aug 5, 2008, 10:59:44 AM
Man. You should get your poetry published. Its truly beautiful. Every hospital should have an ant eater, (but only for chavs.) Damn, how is it that you can write such twisted shit and nobody gives a damn, but Stopit draws one teeny little picture of Hobbes savaging Calvin and the idiot police pay his page a visit.


Well you evil boy, I'm going to say "Ban this shit!!! Ant eaters are kind, gentle souls, Who dont chow down on the unborn!!!" Because the more we ban it, the more people want it....... by 2009 everyone will own an ant eater, and I only just realised how much the world needs and ant eater in every house.

Sorry. Too much coffee again. But I'm still gonna post this crap.

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shakin it likes I wants it
~bladderpains:iconbladderpains: Aug 6, 2008, 2:44:21 PM
no one is angered because they just cant help but marvel at my wonderousness, maybe. ant eaters are the part time abortionists of old, some tribes in africa still employ their services to this day, leaving the female in question tied to the ground with legs spread wide. a light sprinkling of anty essence on her region to entice the helpful creature near.
u know it makes sense.

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och aye ya bas, touch my hairy haggis!
~123mannersplease:icon123mannersplease: Aug 3, 2008, 9:40:58 PM
welcome.

your stuff is really weird but i'm in love with it.

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Jesus doesn't want me.
~Borntothevoid:iconBorntothevoid: Jun 20, 2008, 9:45:08 AM
Hey man, I'm a starting a war on my brothers web page. check out the controversy that now surrounds his Hobbes eats Calvin pic in his scrapbook, and feel free to chip in. I got stuck in already, and its kind of funny.. bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha

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shakin it likes I wants it
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