Today i am going to talk about a video i did watch earlier in the evening, a video which was both entertaining and somewhat depressing yet at the same time highly invigorating. A video which inspired thoughts of ' what in the jimminey ' and ' well im sure her parents would be proud '.

The title of this mysterious audio visual feast was something along the lines of ' sports news shower ' but im guessing as i cant remember the proper title, not that it really matters but still, its nice to know whats what. Anyways, the video in question was a japanese affair involving a highly attractive young japanese lady reading the sports news over a period of half an hour or so, fully clothed and in what appeared to be, at first sight at least, a respectable tv studio sort of place. Quickly though things took an altogether more sinister turn, for a couple of minutes into this young news readers sporty monologue something strange did appear. From the side of the screen the lower half of a naked japanese man hobbled into view, his right hand vigorously beating away at his pint sized appendage, moving at lightning pace, he was wanking like a randy champion banana stroker and before you knew what was going on he was grabbing her delicate japanesey head and holding it in place while he expressed himself in a protein based fashion all over her hair and face.

It was an unexpected turn, but it was merely the beginning of what would turn out to be a harrowing jizz based ordeal for our innocent looking women of sporty reportage. Again and again they came at her, quite literally, rampantly rubbing their cheesey meats until they spurted all over her hair and face like angry shellfish defending themselves from a curious and hungry predator. Over and over she was attacked by tiny cocked asian gentlemen, moving towards her in crab like motions, knees bent, cock in hand. Relentless was their onslaught, again and again she was spooged upon, some of the men even rubbing their tiny helmets upon her fair cheek and popping it in her mouth in an attempt to ease their collective frustrations.

Then suddenly, as if from a rift in time and rapey space itself, a lone jap appears behind her, removes her silky trooz and proceeds to thrust into her lady regions with all the rampant, hyperactive pulsing of a rabbit crossed with a teenager getting his first dose of lady tuna. The news reporter takes all of this in her stride however and carries on regardless, battling on through the ever thickening curtain of man chowder slowly oozing down her face, she looks like shes just had a shiny layer of varnish applied to her head, thick, slimy, opaque-ish varnish that no doubt smells less than kosher.

By the time this modern art masterpiece has finished she has been violated by countless randy japs, the exact number i could not say for there were simply too many to count. If she was murdered on her way home the police would have one hell of a job finding the killer given the amount of DNA that was smeared all about her person. Perhaps that was the point, perhaps she was murdered post gravy shower, perhaps it was all the work of an evil japanese genius, or perhaps it was just a bit of porn. We shall never know for sure.

until next time.........................